Five Things I Hate About the Gym I Just Joined


Hilarious

This article should be called “Hilarious reasons why I don’t bother joining a gym”. “I’d rather just shoot around anyway,” I tell myself, which is sort of like saying you’d rather go to the driving range than play golf, or that you’d rather have sex with yourself than have sex with yourself twice in a […]

September 18, 2008

Go On Muttonhead


Hilarious

http://youtube.com/v/6QcTcsy1Nps It’s finally up. The Floppy Armed Muttonhead commercial is finally up. I won. I won da money. Da money’s mine. I won. I won da money. Whatever. I’m currently watching: So You Think You Can Dance

June 26, 2008

Daniel Tosh


Entertainment, Hilarious

Last night we went to see Daniel Tosh. He was funny. Hilarious even. He consistently cracked… me up. He tells you right up front that he’s gonna cross some lines and he didn’t waste any time. Luckily for me he didn’t cross any of my lines and everything he said was great. Problem was, he […]

May 11, 2008

The guy’s about as funny as the mesozoic era.


Hilarious

It’s amazing; I never thought it could happen but Dane Cook has finally been involved in something humorous. He was just voted “the Unfunniest Comic” by a radio show in Boston which I’ve never heard but now respect immensely. I mean this is the greatest news out of Boston since Paul Revere told us that […]

April 2, 2008

Hail Northeast


Hilarious, What the hell

http://youtube.com/v/3qX0fvtLUWY So good old Northeast High School made national news on Monday with what had to be one of the greatest pranks ever pulled at a school. Here’s a link from a Texas news site that goes into the great Philadelphia chicken prank. I can’t imagine what must have went through the janitor’s head as […]

February 13, 2008

Tom Brady has powers


Hilarious

I never posted this awesome question from Bill Simmons’ January 18th, article, sent in from Pete in Toronto: Q: I’m 6-foot-5, 250 pounds, and not even close to being gay, so you know the Pats are good when people don’t even look at me funny when I mention my man-crush on Tom Brady. Mostly, they […]

January 24, 2008