People getting hit by wrenches is just as funny the second time. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball…If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.” I’m currently watching: Dodgeball

That Eagles game was not funny. I think I need to watch Dodgeball. Dodgeball is funny. That’s why I think I need to watch it. I need to counteract something that wasn’t funny with something that is funny. That’s logic. I’m currently watching: Dodgeball

So last night I went out to Best Buy to buy my Dodgeball DVD equipped with my Dodgeball sweatband. With that purchase in mind, I only figured to be spending around $15. I spent $83.17. What the hell happened Brett? I DON’T KNOW. I picked up Dodgeball but then proceeded to walk around the store. […]

I just spent over 4 hours trying to get Moveable Type working for my blog. Yeah, it’s not working. Looks like you’ll be with me a little bit longer Blogger. I’m currently watching: Minnesota Vikings vs. Seattle Seahawks

Yes people, it is finally here. I know you have all been waiting for it for a while now. Well I’m sure there are bugs from the conversion as well as the new layout so just leave comments as you find things. I’m currently watching: Charlie’s Angels 2: Full Throttle

I always knew that no one was reading my blog but it never really bothered me that much. However now that I know that no one is reading my blog, I’m having mixed feelings. What kind of mixed feelings? It sucks. Well what is mixed? Nothing, it just sucks. I’m currently watching: What Not To […]

Just cause I don’t got my blog doesn’t mean I can’t post… it just means you can’t read it. I’m currently watching: Comedy Central Presents Freddy Soto

December… I welcome you. Why? Because I get paid 3 times this month; this Friday, the Friday before Christmas and on New Years Eve. I guess it might just help take the sting out of working on the holidays this year. What I’m listening to: Silence

Life is too short. You’ve all heard it before a million times. What you haven’t heard however is that after graduation, life is over. That quickly. Well I guess not that quickly. Once you… Nevermind, I won’t get into the technicalities. What are these technicalities you don’t dare speak of? I said I’m not getting […]

In 4 years at Penn State, I can’t recalling seeing more than an inch size picture of an Eagle on the front page after a win; and they won quite a bit. I’d say 9.999% of the time, the Eagles would be stuffed somewhere after page three. And State College and Philadelphia occupy the same […]