Things I have to do: See Alien for the first time Rewatch Predator Before Alien vs. Predator comes out on August 6th. What I’m listening to: Silence

Yeah, so this blog may as well turn into the “THON is coming this week Blog”. Something tells me every day as THON approaches more stupid fucking people are going to start coming out of the woodwork and being retarded. Take this morning for example. I was talking to a kid on my team before […]

I found a dollar laying on the ground on the way to lunch today. It was in a puddle of liquid, I’m guessing snow run off since it was right next to 2 feet of snow, however Kristin thought different. I don’t care what it was laying in; that my friend is a dollar, and […]

Everyone knows it’s Butters! That’s me!

For the love of god. What are we going to be able to see next on the internet. I mean this is freakin crazy. Now I think I just need to see someone gunned down at point blank range with a shotgun, and I can say I’ve seen it all. But I really don’t want […]

So what exactly is St. Valentine’s day all about? Well I don’t know off the top of my head, but the perpetual mystery of St. Valentine’s Day can hopefully clear up any questions you might have. I am not really interested enough to read through a long page like that, but then again, Valentine’s Day […]

Uh oh!!! My toenail looks as if it is finally gonna come off. It’s pretty scary. The nail is getting much lighter and all, and it doesn’t hurt or anything, but it makes this cool “dead” sound when you flick it. And it’s amazing how much I can peel it off. I bet all of […]

Done. Finished. And I kicked all of their asses. Cause that’s what I do. No really, it is. I think I finally realized that I have this college thing figured out. I’m currently watching: Cheech & Chong Still Smokin

Hahaha. I can’t stop cracking up as I look at this stuff. It could be the saddest thing I have ever witnessed, although some of it is hysterically funny. Oh man. Only a woman could be this crazy. What I’m listening to: Silence

Friggin Alicia Keys couldn’t write a song if the Beatles came up to her, and started her off with: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be, There’s a shadow hanging […]