I haven’t watched a movie in ages. I don’t know why. I guess I just haven’t caught anything on TV, and since something is terribly wrong with the DVD player on my computer and I’m too lazy to fix it, I will continue to go movieless. I did buy the HULK the other day. I […]

Cher sucks, and I’m so tired of seeing this stupid 5 minute Very Best of Cher commercial. No, I do not want to get a discount to see a Cher concert, and no, I don’t want to buy a Cher best of CD. I’m currently watching: MacGyver

And now we just spent an hour with a drunk Bryan. He was picking fights, smoking cigars, hitting on african american women, and talking about $20 the right way and $20 the wrong way. We got some more pretty funny quotes too, but now he’s gone. I don’t know where he went, but he’s gone. […]

Went out wandering the town to catch a glimpse of the action. I probably should have been sleeping since it’s now after 3:00, but what the hell. Saw a lot of cool costumes ranging from Mario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool to Casey Jones. Then I saw some crappy costumes like Harry Potter stuff, about […]

What should I do? I’m so confused. Do I continue down this rap path, or do I return to my guitar and the music that I love? I’ve already written a few rap songs and I know that once I get some more beats, I’ll be fresher than milk straight from the teet. My lyrics […]

And I’m done playing Castle. You can all have fun with it now… it’s yours. Level 236, lots of points, lots of casualties, over 2500 archers and lots of wasted computer resources. I’m currently watching: Sanford & Son

I finally got around to seeing last week’s Nip/Tuck. It was a great way to end the season. The cliffhanger isn’t that big to drive me crazy, but since the show is so good, I’ll definitely be back for more. And the way they left everything good in the end, is just the way I […]

Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you? That’s not true at all. Psssh. Only a little bit drunk. Anyway, the Curse of the Black Pearl DVD comes out December 2nd, only 2 weeks after the Two Towers special edition. Oh man, I can’t wait. I’m currently watching: Halloween

Dear Readers, Writing this letter is the hardest thing I’ll ever have to do. By now, you might have noticed that I have left you for your best friend. Sorry about that. Don’t feel responsible. We just weren’t right for one another. Besides, my fascination with goat pornography prevents me from committing to a serious […]

Steph, Taylor, Kristin & I carved a couple of pumpkins tonight. It was an interesting experience. It was the first time I strayed from a classic triangle eyed, triangle nosed, hell, even triangle toothed jack-o-lantern. Kristin and I opted for the the really cool Edward Scissorhands jack-o-lantern pattern that can be found at Goatee Style’s […]