3 scorpions today. 1 this morning in the house, 1 this morning outside and 1 tonight in the house. I got so pissed at that last one I ripped him to shreds. He’ll never look at a Swiffer sweeper the same way again. I’m going to work tomorrow… if I survive the night… and never […]
All I wanted was a stinkin glass of water before I went to bed. I thought the only problem that would arise from that was me having to wake up and take a leak in a few hours like every other night since I became an old man. Instead I get my drink, go to […]
I was trying to go to sleep last night when I heard the crappy news about Steve Irwin. Such a stupid freak accident. It wouldn’t have been a freak accident if he was eaten by a mighty croc, but a stupid sting ray? To play around with an animal who can deliver a 3000psi bite […]
I feel sick. ‘Baseball Tonight’ analyst Reynolds no longer at ESPN. Him, Karl Ravech and Krukers are Baseball Tonight. It happened Sunday apparently, broke tonight, and it’s already on Wikipedia. That’s kind of impressive, but c’mon, if he was fired for sexual harrassment I’m gonna be pretty ticked off at ESPN. I mean we know […]