How do I make a phone call after watching scenes for next week’s Nip/Tuck? Next week’s may be the craziest one ever. Crap. I’m currently watching: Family Guy

And what’s up with all these cooking shows on TV that use alcohol in the recipe. And then they put it in, and the whole crowd ooohs and ahhhs like they can’t believe that this rebel is actually utilizing alcohol and that they’re all being sinners for pretending to like it. What a bunch of […]

I just saw a commercial for face cleaner stuff that’s supposed to have special scent things to help wake you up in the morning. Yeah yeah, i know it’s hard to wake up in the morning, but why don’t you take a shower you dirty bitch. And it’s not like these 2 girls in the […]

Ok. So Legally Blonde wasn’t too bad of a movie if you took it for what it was. However, Legally Blonde 2 is just terrible. I mean it is so rediculous at some points that it just blows everything stupid about Legally Blonde away. And now I read that there might be a Legally Blonde […]

I just heard some of the craziest loudest thunder I’ve ever heard in my life. Piece of crap woke me up at like 7:30AM and that just ain’t cool. If I didn’t know better, I’d think there were airstrikes going on in the driveway or something. I mean this shit is even giving off a […]

Sweet! The Naked News is on. Time to catch up on current events. I’m currently watching: The Naked News

I saw the Village tonight and it was good. I don’t like scary movies at all and this one wasn’t that scary. It did have its scary moments though, and I did not like them. No I didn’t. But I guess Shamalayayayayan’s movies are his movies cause they have scary parts. I don’t care too […]

So it’s finally in motion. We got our plane tickets tonight to leave on August 23rd at 8:55PM. We’ll be Las Vegas citizens at approximately 11:30PM on August 23rd. That’ll be 2:30 for you east coast folks. I thought it took 6 months to become an official citizen? Dammit, that’s not the point. The point […]

Seems like I just said goodbye to college, and I’m already saying goodbye to high school. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound right. It seems backwards. Anyway, I just threw away all my notebooks from high school. In it were countless hand written English papers on some fun literature, tons of psychology notes and quizes […]

Now her video is on MTV2. She’s wearing a shirt that says punk, conveniently in pink lettering, while singing the most cliche lyrical pop music. Hey girl… putting a band behind pop music does not make you punk. It makes you fake and look like you’re trying to hard. Now if you want real, go […]