Did anyone ever see The Truth About Cats & Dogs? Me too, and although I don’t remember what it was about, I’m sure it was wrong. Tonight I think I discovered the real truth about cats and dogs, and it goes like this. Cats are simply inferior to dogs. I have noticed that cat people are always buying loads and loads of cat paraphernalia. However, dog people don’t waste too much money on dog paraphernalia. And would you like to know why? Because cats are just unfulfilling animals. Now don’t get me wrong, I like cats. I had cats once upon a time when I can’t remember, but I had a dog along with them. And that doesn’t mean you need cats to make dogs fulfilling… shut up. Anyway, I do like cats, but they’re just no dogs.
I’m currently watching: Howard Stern