What I’m listening to right now: Lazlo Bane – Superman

And I wish it was still August. Jill Arrington’s picture isn’t nearly as good as Kelly Brook’s.

What I’m listening to right now: Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird

I do not like losing at pong.

And I do not like women saying baseball is not a sport.
What do they know anyway? Stupid Susan B. Anthony.

What I’m listening to right now: Lynyrd Skynyrd – Tuesday’s Gone/Free Bird

Can I count this as my post for the day… I mean week.

Hey, I’ve been busy. More regular posts will be returning shortly after I eat more raisin bran.

What I’m listening to right now: Michael Jackson – HIStory Past, Present and Future, Book 1 – Rock With You

I have been up for about 38 hours now. It’s been a long couple of days of traveling. I stopped in Cincinnati Bengals/Northern Kentucky Airport on the way home, which is where I stopped on the way to Vegas all the way back in May. I’m still not sure if it’s in Cinci or Kentucky or both. I do know it was little hick airport, and I had to walk to the plane on the tarmac, climb the stairs to get on the tiny plane, where I was then greeted by the flight attendant Birdie. Yes, her name was Birdie, and I’m gonna take a shot in the dark that she was from that region of our glorious country. The service on the plane was great though. I’ve seen things I haven’t seen in years, and some things I’ve never seen. She actually showed me how to buckle my seat belt with a real belt, not a video. She even showed about the oxygen masks and the flotation devices. Talk about old school. At the end of the plane ride, she was either telling me my breath was bad, or just giving out mints to everyone, but man, I’ve never got a mint at the end of a flight. I guess it’s those little things that got it voted the #1 airport in the country. But now I’m back, and getting ready for bed. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting up early tomorrow and making my way down to John’s Roast Pork to grab me a little bite of good old fashioned Philadelphia cooking.

What I’m listening to right now: Silence

Tonight was my last night on the Strip for a while… my last night in Vegas. I have been here for 3 months already, and just thinking about that is making me crazy. 3 months!!! In just a few days I will be back at school, and in a little over a week, I will be doing homework and worrying about tests. 2 weeks ago, I couldn’t wait to get back, but now I’m a little hesitant. I’ve done my share of drinking here; getting prepared for being back at school. I think I got my tolerance back up to a semi reasonable state. Tonight was no different. We started the night at Gameworks again playing pool, watching karaoke, and knocking back a few pitchers of Rock. It was pretty beat so we decided to check out the dueling pianos at La Playa in Harrahs. Kim was there, but it didn’t appear Tamra was there. That was pretty beat, but one is better than none. I mean who really cares about two hot blonde identical twin sisters who can sing and play piano and have crazy wild les…

Not me for sure. Love you hunny. See you in a few hours.

I’m currently watching: Heavy Metal

I got back from the Strip quite a while ago, but I’ve been too tired and too busy playing GTA: Vice City to post anything. After last night, I’m gonna need a real good night’s sleep tonight to catch up with the rest of the world. I have realized that what happens in Las Vegas distorts the reality of the rest of world so much that it screws you up in unimaginable long lasting ways. I consumed more intoxicating beverages last night without giving it back to the world than I ever had before. I also discovered the beauty of mixing long island iced teas with beer. Not quite as beautiful as my last post, but beautiful nonetheless. So I ended up spending last night either drinking a beverage, singing really really loudly, declaring my love to the twin blonde dueling piano players or laughing uncontrollably… and dropping mad crazy style phat rhymes everywhere I went. I can’t recap everything that happened these last 2 days because I can’t really remember it all at this moment, however maybe it’ll come back to me later if I think long and hard, and then I’ll be able to post more stories. As far as really good events go though, that all happened last night and it’s too long to write in here. The only thing I can say is I’m adding a couple more stars to the Vegas rating because when you’re finally legal and have no worries, there’s probably no better place to be.

I’m currently watching: Toy Soldiers

She’s only 15 still. Son of a…! 15 years old and you can’t tell if she’s Hilary or Jenna. I mean they’re one in the same person. They could be sisters. Maybe Jenna’s real name is Jenna Duff. Nah, Jenna Jameson is a better porn name…

Man, could you imagine THAT movie!?!?

I’m currently watching: Saturday Night Live

Man, I haven’t drank this much in Vegas ever. I shouldn’t have slept with all those girls…
I’m only kidding.
Rob shouldn’t have slept with all those girls…
I’m still kidding.
Yeah, like he can watch me. Muhahaha
No one slept with anyone… unfortunately… or not . We walked around the south end of the strip all night, and ended up at Gameworks where we played a little bit of pool, and watched some really drunk people do some karaoke. They’re funny. Especially the black chicks singing Vanilla Ice. Psssh. Like black chicks can drop white rhymes.

I’m currently watching: Howard Stern