I think the RIAA has finally had enough with people downloading music. They’re about to go to the most extreme measures possible to stop us. This year it’s not gonna be Santa coming into your house on Christmas to leave presents, it’s gonna be the RIAA coming to KILL YOU ALL. Check out this video. It’s downright scary… or hilarious… or scary.

I’m currently watching: Will & Grace

And the winner is…. not Miss Pennsylvania of course. We never win any of these pageant things. I think whoever votes for this stuff finds the ugliest chicks in PA and lets them represent us. There are probably so many hot chicks in PA, but nooooo we have to vote for extracurricular activities like this is the entrance qualifications for college. IT’S A FLIPPIN BEAUTY PAGEANT. So then of course some cute blonde chick from the middle of nowhere, where they understand this, ends up winning.

Anyway, coming in second place is Miss Tennessee Alicia Selby. Her hobbies include oil, watercolor, and acrylic painting and wheel thrown pottery. AFTER HIGH SCHOOL… yes, she’s only 17 years old boys, she plans to attend the University of Tennessee. Now I know some of you may not have a problem with this, but it brings me to my second point, in which I’ll let some nice old lady break the news to you; What is statutory rape, and why?

Now that that’s out of the way, our winner is Miss Oregon of course, Tami Nichole Farrell. She is a self proclaimed former tomboy who has won second place in a rodeo. Hmmmm. Kinda scary. However, what makes up for that, is she’s legal and has ALREADY GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. That’s at the top of my list when looking for a woman since I do not have any plans on going to jail. ::cough sick bastard cough:: Not that I’m really looking for a woman anyway. So now I guess it’s probably a good thing I have nothing in common with either of these girls.

I’m currently watching: Howard Stern

So I’m at the Mandalay Bay with Chris, and we just got back from the awesome pool area. It is everything I ever imagined. The wave pool is neat for a hotel, and there is sand and trees all over. We didn’t make it into the lazy river, but I think we’ll get to do that tomorrow. And now that we’re back at his room, it turns out we have a great view of the topless beach. So, now I think there’s only gonna be one person watching Miss Teen USA tonight, because I think I know where I’ll be the rest of the day. ::wink::

I’m currently watching: Outside the Window

Man is it late… or is it early? It really doesn’t matter, because I can’t sleep. What really sucks is most of you are waking up soon. I already see some people up already. I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have work today. Waking up in 2 hours would have been the worst thing ever. It’s bad enough I have to be up in 5 1/2 hours. This Tylenol PM better kick in soon, or I may just throw in the towel and screw up my system completely by staying up all night. Nah, I’m no quitter. Time for a nap…

I’m currently watching: SportsCenter

So I got an A in my internship which sent my GPA soaring a whole hundreth of a point. However, if I was to fail it, it would have dropped my GPA four hundreths of a point. Wait a minute, that’s not fair. Looking back, that was one expensive hundreth of a point. It was probably the most expensive hundreth of a point Penn State ever gave. If they were nice, they could have at least sent me some KY with the semester bill. Instead, I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit down for a month. You know, I don’t really drink the stuff, but somebody pass the Jack.

I’m currently watching: Howard Stern

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I’m currently watching: NFL Preseason Football: Philadelphia Eagles at New Orleans Saints

Man, it was good being lazy today. It was also boring. So all in all I’m not sure if it was really good. All I did was sit here looking through the vastness of the web. There’s a lot of stuff buried deep beneath the garbage that pops to the top of my head when I go to enter a URL. Hopefully tomorrow will be more eventful. As for now, I will continue to look for something to watch on TV.

I’m currently watching: SportsCenter

Michael Jackson. What can I say about Michael Jackson that hasn’t already been said. Aside for the fact that his music was great, and that’s what really matters BECAUSE HE’S A MUSICIAN!!! Noooo, but people don’t care about that. They only care about what his face looks like and how he raises his kids. For those people, I give you this, A Photographic History of Michael Jackson’s Face. For those of you that actually care mostly about his music and not his take on little boys, crank it man… CRANK IT!!!

What I’m listening to right now: Michael Jackson – HIStory Past, Present and Future, Book 1 – Rock With You

I just played some serious tired minesweeper. I actually won expert 2 times in a row, then intermediate and beginner right after; each time beating my high scores on this machine. I think the expert score may be my best score ever, but something makes me think I’ve gotten in the lower 140s before. I have gotten a much lower intermediate score, and an 8 in beginner, but that 8 is tough to do and I don’t care anymore. That 149 makes me happy enough. You can try to beat my scores… go on. If not, some losers have devised schemes to be the best minesweeper players they can be.

I’m currently watching: Howard Stern

No more Last Comic Standing to watch on Tuesday? Who really cares at this point. I found a good enough replacement.

Miss Teen USA 2003. Sweet. You can vote for which girl you would like to sleep with… I mean have win, on their website. It may be virtually impossible to make a decision. They all look so illegal. Well I know where I’ll be at 8 on Tuesday. I think I know someone else who will be watching it too.

I’m currently watching: Just Shoot Me