And the winner is…. not Miss Pennsylvania of course. We never win any of these pageant things. I think whoever votes for this stuff finds the ugliest chicks in PA and lets them represent us. There are probably so many hot chicks in PA, but nooooo we have to vote for extracurricular activities like this is the entrance qualifications for college. IT’S A FLIPPIN BEAUTY PAGEANT. So then of course some cute blonde chick from the middle of nowhere, where they understand this, ends up winning.
Anyway, coming in second place is Miss Tennessee Alicia Selby. Her hobbies include oil, watercolor, and acrylic painting and wheel thrown pottery. AFTER HIGH SCHOOL… yes, she’s only 17 years old boys, she plans to attend the University of Tennessee. Now I know some of you may not have a problem with this, but it brings me to my second point, in which I’ll let some nice old lady break the news to you; What is statutory rape, and why?
Now that that’s out of the way, our winner is Miss Oregon of course, Tami Nichole Farrell. She is a self proclaimed former tomboy who has won second place in a rodeo. Hmmmm. Kinda scary. However, what makes up for that, is she’s legal and has ALREADY GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. That’s at the top of my list when looking for a woman since I do not have any plans on going to jail. ::cough sick bastard cough:: Not that I’m really looking for a woman anyway. So now I guess it’s probably a good thing I have nothing in common with either of these girls.
I’m currently watching: Howard Stern