So I got an A in my internship which sent my GPA soaring a whole hundreth of a point. However, if I was to fail it, it would have dropped my GPA four hundreths of a point. Wait a minute, that’s not fair. Looking back, that was one expensive hundreth of a point. It was probably the most expensive hundreth of a point Penn State ever gave. If they were nice, they could have at least sent me some KY with the semester bill. Instead, I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit down for a month. You know, I don’t really drink the stuff, but somebody pass the Jack.
I’m currently watching: Howard Stern