First down: Tess. Good, I don’t think she ever did or said one funny thing. Ever. Forever ever? Forever ever.
Second down: Corey Kahaney. Man was Jay Mohr stupid and mean on this one. I think she should have came in 2nd, but I didn’t vote 500,000 times.
And then there was Dat, Ralphie, and Rich…. dum, dum, dum
Second runner up: Rich Voss. And I’m quiet. Stunned. Shocked. Turning my TV off. No I’m not. I just hate people. Stupid people.
First runner up: Ralphie May
And the winner is: Dat Phan
I voted for Rich Voss last week. Me and him share the same sense of humor. A good one. Now I’ve got nothing nice to say and I’m gonna say it anyway. I didn’t care who out of the final two won, I didn’t think they should. They both had good routines this week, but they were both terrible last week which was when everybody voted. Apparently Americans like fat white men who think that they’re black. Thanks for encouraging tomorrow’s youth morons. It makes me feel like I’m in 6th grade all over again. However, apparently Americans hate Asians even more, and think it’s even funnier to make fun of them. The only good thing I can say about these two is that they both earned their way to this point, especially Dat Phan who had to win a couple of tough battles to get where he is today. He’ll get his 15 minutes, however there’ll come a point when people just aren’t going to laugh at his same routine about his mother over and over again.
I’m currently watching: Last Comic Standing