Archive for November 29th, 2004

Dear graduates December 2004 and on,

Life is too short. You’ve all heard it before a million times. What you haven’t heard however is that after graduation, life is over. That quickly. Well I guess not that quickly. Once you… Nevermind, I won’t get into the technicalities. What are these technicalities you don’t dare speak of? I said I’m not getting into them. So you graduate and you have your whole life ahead of you. A whole life of waking up, going to work, coming home and catching some TV and going back to bed. What do you have in between? By doing the math,

8 hours of work +
8 hours of sleep +
1 hour of travel to and from work +
1 hour getting ready for work = 18 hours

you would probably say there are about 6 hours or so of free time in a day. Sure, keep telling yourself that. I’ll leave it to you to try and find them, because they do not exist. See, once you graduate, there are only about 20 hours in a day. That 24 hour thing only applies to people in school. So with that in mind, that’ll leave you about 2 hours of free time, and what the hell can you do in 2 hours? So have fun, cause I’m tired of writing this post. It’s gone on long enough. Bold and italics and equations… I’m spent. All I can say is start planning your 2 hours now or else it’s immensity will overwhelm you. Hah. I crack myself up.

I’m currently watching: MacGyver

Just keep your head up.

In 4 years at Penn State, I can’t recalling seeing more than an inch size picture of an Eagle on the front page after a win; and they won quite a bit. I’d say 9.999% of the time, the Eagles would be stuffed somewhere after page three. And State College and Philadelphia occupy the same state (in case you didn’t know). However, after 11 weeks of football in Las Vegas, Brian Westbrook has a picture taking up over 1/2 of the page in the Las Vegas Review Journal Sports section. I guess once you leave Philadelphia, you have to travel 2000 miles to see a winning team on the cover of the sports section. Ridiculous.

I’m currently watching: MacGyver


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