Boy did I spend a lot of money today. I’m gonna be sick thinking about it tomorrow. Until I realize I still got a lot more to buy and no time to do it in. Christmas sure ain’t gonna be fun from here on out.

I’m currently watching: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Part 1 1/2 – Horribleness:
There may not even be a Weekly Fantasy Rant Part 2 this week, because I may hang myself by Tuesday.

I’m currently watching: Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles

Part 1:
So I spent about 2 hours on fantasy football this week; about 15 minutes on Saturday with the Saturday games in mind, and about an hour and 45 minutes on Sunday morning from 8-10AM PT. I made no changes this week. I just wasted my time. Oddly, all season it was easy to make moves; for some reason you could afford anyone you wanted. About last week we reached the point where you can’t just pick up any player you wanted. Therefore I think I may just ride this thing on out. For today at least. Let’s hope it doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass.

I’m currently watching: NFL Countdown

Well the archives still might not work right. I might need a stupid splash page to make them work the way I want. That would piss me off if I needed a splash page. But no one reads the archives except for me, so it doesn’t really bother me that much. However, I do know what everyone else likes. Photos! And they’re now available at that link that was once dead up top. Learn the interface. It’s not difficult and it will allow me to go nuts with pictures like I already explained.

I’m currently watching: Judy Tenuta: Worship Me, Pigs!

I’m kinda speechless here. I mean I really don’t know what to say. Is there hope for me yet, or should I stay off Kimmel if I want to make it big? This guy is certainly whiter and more Jewish than I am. On the other hand, before this video, I never heard of him, so he didn’t get much exposure on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. Not that I should expect anything less from a show that NO ONE watches. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is there is still hope. I’m not as white, not as Jewish (I’ll perform on Friday night for $50), and I’m not from the super duper ghetto of upstate NY. Obviously I’m not that speechless, I just don’t know what to say.

I’m currently watching: MacGyver

Boy you people are going to be happy. Not only have I given you TerenTenTen.com, I now devised a way to easily give you access to my photos. No longer will you wait for photography again! No longer will I dread posting photos! And the best part of it is now ‘What Did Brett Wear To Work’ will appear almost like clockwork each week. By now most of you have forgotten about ‘What Did Brett Wear To Work’, but I haven’t. It has not stopped. There are 13 weeks almost ready for your viewing pleasure. So keep an eye out because your lives may soon be complete.

I’m currently watching: Comedy Central’s Last Laugh ’04

Why is this stuff about the election popping up a month and a half later. And you know it’s just gonna get swept under the rug again. I mean some of this is the same stuff that happened in 2000. It’s rediculous that this stuff happens and there is nothing more done about it than an article in the news. I mean this is our government, not the store manager position at Target. And then they call it “lessons”, but no one is gonna take anything from it. As long as there are lying, cheating republicans around, this stuff is gonna continue to happen. It’s a dictatorship. Strange women, lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government. Now we see the violence inherited in the system. Now we see the violence inherited in the system!!!

What I’m listening to: Silence

So I’ve gotten a few comments from people saying they can’t keep track of my “messed up schedule”. No one ever knows when Brett is working or when Brett is sleeping or when Brett is awake. No one but me. But I’m here to shed a little light on the mystery of Brett Time (BT). It’s really not that hard. Based on a normal 9AM to 5PM work schedule, all you have to do subtract 14 hours PT from your time or 17 hours ET. For example: You get done work at 5PM ET, what time is it for Brett? 5PM ET = 1700 – 1700 = 0000 hours Brett time. It’s that simple. So if you get off of work at 5PM ET, don’t call me as I will probably be sleeping since it’s my Midnight. How about when you wake up in the morning, say 7AM ET. 7AM ET = 0700 – 1700 = 1400 hours BT. Bingo! It’s safe to call me because I’m at work since it’s 2PM BT. Now calling me at work is not the best idea for the most part since I am kinda well trying to work. What could be a better time? Let’s look at it from Brett’s perspective. I get off work at 1700PM BT and go to sleep at around 2300PM BT. For this conversion, we do some simple algebra and realize we just add 17 hours ET. 1700 + 1700 = 3400 – 2400 = 10 ET to 2300 + 1700 = 4000 – 2400 = 1600 ET, or 10AM – 4PM Eastern Standard Time. So there we have it. It’s not really hard to get a hold of Brett now is it. He is around a lot. And most of that 6 hours he is watching MacGyver, Seven Days or Comedy Central. So try not to think of Brett being in a land far far away. Unless it’s the weekend. Then things get truly out of whack and nothing what I just told you stays true to form. But since it’s the weekend, feel free to call me whenever and I’ll just be rude if I’m sleeping. I won’t hate you forever.

I’m currently watching: MacGyver

It’s been a couple weeks due to IST’s tough web hosting defense, but the ‘Weekly fantasy rant’ should be back for the last few weeks of the season. I know you all love it and missed it. All I can say for this week is there were no winners. It was a total discrace to the fantasy football world. I don’t know what happened. Every team and every player sucked, except for the ones no one had apparently. I guess there’s nothing to complain about. I decided earlier this week that I wasn’t going to look at my team until Saturday, and then on Saturday I fell asleep before looking at anything. I woke up this morning and just decided to leave my team as is. I have most of my players for so dirt cheap, that it’s hard to change them anyway. And the others… I just felt good about them. Well they did crappy. But the players I was gonna change them for did even crappier, so I guess it was alright. Boy it’s gonna be sad looking at the point totals for everyone on Tuesday. I don’t think half the league is gonna break 100. And I don’t know if anyone even had Ahman Green.

I’m currently watching: Comedy Central’s Last Laugh ’04

People getting hit by wrenches is just as funny the second time.

I’m currently watching: Dodgeball