I just laughed more than I’ve laughed in ages. Seriously, this site of funny emails… hilarious emails… side splitting, tear inducing emails, has even surpassed I am better than your kids + the next funniest site on the internet. I’m talking Louis C.K. laughter. Most of them are pretty funny, some are funnier than others though. I specifically found the Hybrids Suck almost too much to take and after reading Handicapped Movers, I had to stop for the night because I couldn’t take much more and it just got too hard to read. I’ll continue reading more of them tomorrow because it looks like there’s quite a few more to finish up.

I just saw there are top rated emails. I can’t even begin to think about reading them if their funnier than what I’ve already read. Definitely waiting until tomorrow.

I’m currently watching: Better Off Ted

It’s been a long time since I heard news that I wished wasn’t true as much as this story. I’ll remember the first time I saw Thriller and being scared out of my mind. I’ll remember waiting for what seemed like forever to see the hyped debut of the Jam video with Michael Jordan. And I’ll definitely remember driving home from the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s concert, “parked” in traffic, cranking MJ while everyone who walked by the car, exiting a rock concert, danced and had a great time.

However, not only did MJ bring fans of different music genres together, he brought the entire world together. People from all around the globe simply loved MJ. Few have had a comparable following and were adored as he was. He IS a legend. So he returned the favor by creating… innovating… great pop music.

There are so many great places you go back to listening to MJ’s music and I actually can’t think of his music being associated with any bad moments in my life. Sure he had more bad than good times over the last 2 decades but I think he definitely has a lot more fans than foes and his legacy will definitely live on in a positive note. His catalog is just too good not to give him that.

There were the early years with probably my favorite MJ song, Rock With You, the ridiculous 80s stuff where everything was incredible, the 90s stuff which could never quite live up to the earlier music but was still great music and there were even some gems like “You Rock My World” that came out towards the end. It was a great career spanning decades.

It was always sad to see MJ pop up in the news in horrible ways but we can always crank up the tunes and forget about those times just as we can crank up his music to escape our own bad times. We can all thank him for that. He was in the spotlight for over 40 years and I guess he simply decided that he had enough. Michael Jackson was not just the King of Pop, he IS pop. Everyone else is in another genre. He will be missed.

I’m currently watching: 2009 NBA Draft

Since I saw the first promo, I’ve been wondering who at HBO Joe Buck had to blow to get his own TV show. I mean isn’t it bad enough that he’s on TV at all? I don’t know how he even pulled that off, but c’mon now, his own show?

Quite frankly it’s a sin to have Troy Aikman broadcasting Eagles games but then they throw that imbecile Joe Buck in the mix who clearly does not like Philadelphia, it’s sports teams and it’s fans. Maybe he knows we don’t care too much for him but which came first, the chicken or the egg? The world may never know. So then we had to put up with him and two faced Tim McCarver during the Phillies World Series run. That was downright painful and I found myself screaming more at the two of them than the actual game play.

Regardless, as long as I’ve been wondering how he got his own show, I’ve known that there was no chance in hell that I would ever watch it. So when I heard that Artie Lange was going to be a guest on the first Joe Buck Live show, somehow for a minute, I actually thought about watching it to see Artie. Then I realized it’s Joe Buck, he has his own friggin show, and even Artie couldn’t get me to watch this abomination of TV programming.

Driving in to work this morning I was listening to Howard and I heard the clips from last night’s premier. I instantly regretted not watching it. I’m going to watch the encore tonight to see how bad the whole show was, but the part with Artie killed. KILLED. It may have been one of the most awkward segments in television history and unfortunately it might have put Joe Buck on the map to get people to tune in to a show they would have never seen (I WILL NOT BE WATCHING AFTER TONIGHT I CAN GUARANTEE THAT) but Artie was hilarious in his Joe Buck submarining and I will never not watch another Artie appearance. In fact, I may have to go buy tickets to Artie’s Vegas show next week. Hurry up and watch the video below before they all get pulled off the internet. HBO seems to be on a warpath of removal. Apparently some publicity is bad publicity? HBO should be ashamed if they call this inappropriate. And Artie, if somehow you read this, what about a book signing while you’re in Vegas next week? It ain’t scheduled on your site and that just ain’t cool.

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UPDATE: Yeah, so I just couldn’t do it. Anything would be better than watching Joe Buck Live so I decided against wasting my time. I’ve already seen everything that I need to see.

I’m currently watching: Seinfeld

Last night Jimmy Fallon had Zack Morris on Late Night. Not Mark-Paul Gosselaar but Zack frickin Morris. It was one of the most classic late night TV segments of all time. And he “talked” to Jesse on his cell and she’s on for some Saved By The Bell reunion to which Slater, Lisa and Mr. Belding have apparently already agreed to. Now if only Kelly would get off her 90210 high horse and Screech would stop doing porn, we could have another magical SBTB mini series so that I can have something to watch other than my Saved By The Bell Hawaiian Style divx episodes.

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I’m currently watching: NBA Basketball: Los Angeles Lakers at Orlando Magic. Finals, Game 3

THEY THOUGHT
THAT THEY WERE SPECIAL
THEY THOUGHT
THERE WAS A PURPOSE
THEY DIDN’T KNOW
THAT THEY WERE THE PIECES
OF A GAME
BETWEEN LIGHT
AND DARK
CAN THEY
ESCAPE
THEIR DESTINY?
2010
THE FINAL SEASON
LOST
DESTINY FOUND

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I’m currently watching: Lost Season 6 Trailer