Today is the last day I will be going to sleep at 2 in the afternoon maybe ever. Well except for a nap occasionally. And that’d probably be sometime after 3 anyway. No more Brett Time ever again. I know you’re all disappointed.

I’m currently watching: MAD TV

1. Fake boobs can look good.
2. Collagen never looks good.

I want to meet the man who started this collagen craze because he could very well be the greatest salesman ever. “Hi, while we’re on the subject of your crappy breasasisisists, making your lips look unlike anything else ever seen on this planet would be a good look for you.” That’s some A+ salesmanship right there.

What I’m listening to: Silence

Some of you may already know, but for those of you who don’t, I saw Barry Manilow tonight. It’s interesting how it’s come to this. It started on May 12th, 2004, I know this because I can use google, when I saw Barry on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn. Prior to this, I don’t think I knew anything other than Mandy and “some cabana song”. But something about that show made me take notice. He was good. Then I never listened to Barry again. But then a bunch of months ago when I saw Barry had his new Music and Passion Hilton show here in Vegas, I said “Hey, that probably wouldn’t be half bad.” So I talked to Kristin and next thing I knew I had Barry Manilow tickets. It was at that time when I decided to listen to some Barry Manilow because, well you know, I didn’t know much. So I went and got his greatest hits CD. Then I realized that Barry Manilow’s greatest hits are awesome. Yes, that’s just about how to describe them. So the show tonight was obviously Barry doing his greatest hits, but it wasn’t just in concert form. This was Vegas. This was better than any normal concert. This was a show filled with great music. At first I was skeptical. Even though I was warned prior to the show, the sheer magnitude of old peopleness was almost too much to overcome. Before the show started, they were playing tons of crappy disco stuff and when YMCA came on, I was straight about to leave. But after the first few notes from Barry, I was definitely in a good place. Now this whole blog post may all sound strange to you all, but yes, I am definitely secure enough with myself to say that “I enjoy Manilow”. It was just funny when I realized that I was probably the first person at a Manilow show ever to sing along while sportin blue Tims. Yeah, I definitely didn’t see too many thugs walking around after the show tonight. But damn, Manilow was awesome.

I’m currently watching: Honey

With football just over a month away, it’s that time again. Fantasy football!!! Yes, it’s the most wonderful time of the year where fantasies and football go together like beer and my stomach. After speaking with a few people, we are probably going to go with 2 different leagues. The good old normal crazily exciting and busy ESPN Gridiron Challenge, and a Yahoo! Draft League. I would like some comments on this. I would also like to know who wants in these leagues. I would prefer people to be in both leagues, but if they only want to be in one, we’ll see if that works. We’ll only need our normal 6 or so people for ESPN, but I’m expecting at least 10 for the draft league. The Yahoo! league has already been created. If you want in, IM me. Gridiron Challenge isn’t up yet so I’ll post more about that whenever ESPN opens it up. Red Stripe! It’s Beer! Hooray Beer!

I’m currently watching: PTI

Men… Finally, the list we’ve all been waiting for.
The Rules of Wedding Crashing. Enjoy.

I’m currently watching: SportsCenter