Ok, so think about your favorite thing in the whole world. Cake, chocolate, waking up at noon on a warm summer day with a cool breeze blowing through your hair and your little puppy Skip licking your face, chocolate cake, beer… alright, we’ll go with beer. Well now imagine a festival. A beer festival so to speak. A festival where there’s endless amounts of beer poured until your body just can’t stand it. When you think you’ve had enough beer, there’s still more beer to try. 150 different types of beer to be exact. Think you’re in heaven yet? Well you are. Tonight I was at HOPS — The Official Beer Tasting of Las Vegas and it was simply magical. Words cannot describe an event like this. One of the most depressing moments of my life would have been when the festival was over, except the fact that I was too trashed to care. It was 4 hours of trying new beers. 4 hours… new beers… and there was food too. At this time I cannot tell you which were my favorite. I know Spaten was the first beer I had and it was definitely one of the best. Tomorrow I’ll go over the list and decide, but for now I’ll sleep happy knowing that moments in your life like this do exist and I’ll await next year’s festival like it’s a 2nd Christmas day because, well yeah, moments like this do exist. The thing started at 3 and I was probably drunk by 4:30. And by 7 I was so long gone and it only sucks because there was so much good beer there that I completely missed out on getting seconds. All I know is Lee’s and Whole Foods carries every beer ever made so for the next year of my life I’ll be hopefully heading to those places to try and recapture this life changing event. Das boooooot!

What I’m listening to: Silence

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I’m hungry.

What I’m listening to: Silence

September 19th and the air is finally off. Now if the stupid wind would go away and stop banging the blinds around. I’m pretty hungry. I think I’m gonna go eat.

I’m currently watching: MLB Baseball: Cincinatti Reds at Chicago Cubs

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Yeah, I’m back. It appears lots of stuff has happened. I won’t get into sports which has been thrust into high gear, but I will get into the brand new Street Fighter: The Later Years – Part 4. And yes, this time there will be plenty of new episodes, one debuting each month. Also I was home last week. I got home Saturday morning, went up to Reading and had a great time. All you can eat pasta, tons of other food, tons of drink. Good times. After that I pretty much laid around the house watching TV all week, Matlock and Bonanza of course, and just relaxing. That’s about it. And a lot of eating of course, but as we all know that’s a given. But I’m home now. I got a lot of catching up to do.

I’m currently watching: The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards

Today I was walking through the mall and I saw a guy with not only his collar popped but with stripes buzzed into the side of his head ala MC Hammer. Oh, and there’s a concert coming up that I know Rob would love to go to. Blue October with Yellowcard. I don’t know how you’re going to make it until October 24th.

Note to self: Buy Louis CK tickets tomorrow while at Matt’s.

I’m currently watching: Scrubs

People are dying every day from disease and poverty all while the good people at Indiana University are wasting time and money to tell me that Men want hot women. And this staggering news comes just weeks after research in London determined that a T-rex could outrun David Beckham. It’s simply astounding. I’m not asking for much people. It’s just that if you’re going to call yourself a scientist, or throw a Dr. in front of your name, use your head for something more than a hat rack. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing doctorates is no basis for a system of higher education.

What I’m listening to: Silence