Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest commercial ever made. And then I ask, WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TV?!?!?! Sure, I don’t really mind seeing the regular Heidi Klum Guitar Hero commercial when it comes on TV but why show that one when the Director’s Cut is infinitely better. It’s like you’re thinking Gorgonzola when it’s clearly Bree time. Step into my office every other commercial ever made. You’re effin fired. I don’t need another iPod or a Ford truck. I don’t need to buy Hellboy II on DVD. I need hot models, especially Heidi Klum, dancing around in their underwear. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the ideal script of how every commercial should be.

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