Holly Madison has been around Planet Hollywood for a while now but I never really got a good look at her until today when I caught her filming some of her new show Holly’s World poolside at PH Towers. The picture above is not from today but it’s a close enough representation of why sometimes I rather enjoy my job. All of the other glimpses I’ve gotten to this point were just in passing while she was all, extremely unfortunately, bundled up, however today it was a bikini and I have to say she is a rather attractive woman. It would almost be hard for me to respect you as a human being if you didn’t agree. Enjoy.

What I’m watching: Lie To Me

Don’t forget to get on over to College Humor’s America’s Hottest College Girl ‘10 competition. Voting starts today on the brackets you may, or may not, have set up a couple weeks ago. March Madness is over but this madness is just beginning.

What I’m watching: Two and a Half Men

Do you love hot chicks? Well you’re here so there’s a very good chance you do. Therefore I’m here to spread the word that it’s March Madness time and that inevitably means that College Humor’s Hottest College Girl ‘10 competition is going on. Get over there and create your fantasy bracket, then make sure you go back on April 6th to vote your selections through. Good luck. There are some tough choices to make. However, if you love hot chicks you have no excuse for not participating. It’s the fun of a March Madness bracket combined with the fun of looking at hot chicks. It’s the best of both worlds. Wait, there’s even money involved. It’s the best of all three worlds!

She’s not the hottest SI girl and she was born in 1987 but as insane as that sounds I somehow have no problem with it. I don’t like to plaster this site with pictures of hot chicks but I’ll do it in honor of the new Terententen and also because this one’s by request. She’s this year’s SI swimsuit addition cover and she’s very, very attractive. I again remind you that she’s no Bar Rafaeli. Here’s Brooklyn.

Krusty: All right, now there can only be one Krusty in each territory, so I hope this works out. Tell me where you’re from.

Texan 2: Uh, Brooklyn.

I’m currently watching: Community

Welcome to the new Terententen on Wordpress. 4 years ago I thought about it. I actually installed Wordpress, exported and imported all of my Blogger posts and designed the site. Then after a few weeks of deliberation, I decided it wasn’t right and just kept on going the way things were. I regret that decision now more than ever. Fortunately now I also realize that none of it really matters. So you’re going to lose all of the old comments. I’ll still have them if we ever need anything to hold up in court. And now commenting will be so much better; I’ll never lose them again, I can keep track of them easier and now those stupid bots will have a hell of a lot harder time spamming our old posts with impotency medications.

Welcome to 2005… err 2010. You may have noticed that the site is pretty awesome now. It has everything I’ve wanted to put on it for quite some time. Live Twitter updates, picture updates, all kinds of social media updates and it’s all way easier to implement. So now if I’m not posting anything, you’ll still have stuff to catch up on while you’re here. However, I do think I’ll be posting more now. Something tells me it’s going to be a whole hell of a lot easier to post stuff on Wordpress. It’ll all take some getting used to though. Everything will. Bear with me; I’ll probably be making small changes around here for a while. I just hope you guys enjoy everything and start coming back a little more. I welcome you, Wordpress welcomes you and Bar Refaeli would probably welcome you if she gave any crap at all about you. Just remember. Terententen cares.

I’m currently watching: Two and a Half Men

It’s mid march so you know what time it is… yep, it’s time for College Humor’s America’s Hottest College Girl ‘09. So get on over there by Sunday at midnight and make your picks. Year after year, there’s nothing more exciting than watching the dreams of some girl who thought she was super hot get knocked back down to reality because she looks snobby and no one likes her. But that’s what I love about these college girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age. For the most part. For some of those girls, it’s time to graduate and go out and get a job.

I’m currently watching: College Basketball: Big Ten Tournament: Michigan State vs. Ohio State

You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a picture of the hottest prostitute on the greatest Telenovela of all time. However, I know my audience, I know what they want and hopefully I’ve come through. My post from last April on Marjorie de Sousa is my my most popular post week after week. So, after searching high and low, I think I found a picture that’s Terententen worthy. Here’s a little Carmen Villalobos who plays Catalina on Sin Senos no hay Paraíso. It’s what I’ll be watching between the hours of 12 and 1 on most weekday afternoons and you shouldn’t judge me until you’ve watched a show that, according to Wikipedia, is about “an attractive young prostitute who desires to have massive breast implants in order to attract a rich cocaine smuggler”. Every time I tell people that, they think I’m making it up however I couldn’t come up with a plot that fantastic. I mean who has the balls to put that show on TV? My hero, that’s who. And it’s not just Catalina traipsing around in skimpy outfits, it’s about a few more main prostitutes walking around in next to nothing at almost all times. I don’t really know what’s going on half the time but with this show, you really don’t need to know. You just need to sit back and enjoy the ride. So click on the picture, like I said it was hard to find so it only gets a little bigger. Regardless, enjoy the weekend.

I’m currently watching: Hell’s Kitchen

I just got my copy of the new Cole Hamels Sports Illustrated. It’s great to know he’s signed, sealed and has already delivered. Unfortunately I won’t be getting to see him pitch this April when I’m home because he’ll be pitching opening day and I’ve only got 2 TICKETS TO THE APRIL 8TH RING CEREMONY GAME!!! I tried getting them last week however the tickets didn’t officially go on sale until the 19th and they sold out well before then. I found out today that my dad was able to get a couple tickets to the game so all is well. That was definitely some great and unexpected news.

You know what else is great? The freakin Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition this year. It’s definitely the first head turner in a long time. It’s not really new news but I figured if I’m posting 1 SI cover, why not post what could be the greatest cover ever.

I’m currently watching: Homeland Security USA

Guy… is the weather outside frightful? You know it is. Is Olga Kurylenko delightful? You know she is. So if you got no place to go, go check out more pictures of Olga Kurylenko in lingerie and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. That’s what she said? Quantum of Solace was great but it definitely needed more scantily clad Olga Kurylenko. Like an hour’s worth of what she did in Max Payne. She was the only thing worth checking out in Max Payne. Say hello to your mother for me. Oh yeah, and it’s snowing like mad here in Vegas. Like mad.

I’m currently watching: Eyewitness News at 5PM

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest commercial ever made. And then I ask, WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TV?!?!?! Sure, I don’t really mind seeing the regular Heidi Klum Guitar Hero commercial when it comes on TV but why show that one when the Director’s Cut is infinitely better. It’s like you’re thinking Gorgonzola when it’s clearly Bree time. Step into my office every other commercial ever made. You’re effin fired. I don’t need another iPod or a Ford truck. I don’t need to buy Hellboy II on DVD. I need hot models, especially Heidi Klum, dancing around in their underwear. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the ideal script of how every commercial should be.

I’m currently watching: Family Guy