Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest commercial ever made. And then I ask, WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TV?!?!?! Sure, I don’t really mind seeing the regular Heidi Klum Guitar Hero commercial when it comes on TV but why show that one when the Director’s Cut is infinitely better. It’s like you’re thinking Gorgonzola when it’s clearly Bree time. Step into my office every other commercial ever made. You’re effin fired. I don’t need another iPod or a Ford truck. I don’t need to buy Hellboy II on DVD. I need hot models, especially Heidi Klum, dancing around in their underwear. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the ideal script of how every commercial should be.
Her name is Marjorie de Souza. Unfortunately she’s much better looking on a 27″ TV from 15 feet away than she is on her pictures from the internet. Yeah, that’s all I got. It’s just unfortunate. Hey, give me a break; I don’t speak Spanish. That makes it semi-hard to find… oh man, that’s what she said… anything decent from a show on Univision. Well I did manage to find a topless pic of her that may or may not be fake. Again, I cannot read Spanish to see what they’re saying about the photo. Anyway, I can’t post that on here anyway.
Nevermind, I just found a bunch of pictures, one of which I just posted above. Some good stuff. Still, much better on the EDR TV but it’s comparing apples and oranges. Unless you hate both. Or in this case just one actually. Stupid analogies. Enjoy!
And because I was already planning this post before the Bourne revelation excitement to remove the post about the 10,000 lo… I won’t even remention it. Here’s something happy. Click on it. It gets bigger.
I’m currently watching: NBA Basketball: San Antonia Spurs at Cleveland Cavaliers. Finals game 4
I’ve never once said I was a religious man. Sure I have my beliefs but they’ve never run too deep. Many a time I’ve pondered over if there’s a greater power, however it wasn’t until just this moment that I realized that there must be. There must be someone, something, watching over us, who loves us, to give us something like Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini. It makes me want to sing, and I quote some words from Geggy Tah:
“All I wanna do is to thank you,
even though I don’t know who you are,
You gave me Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini,
while I was sitting at my computer.”
Yeah, well the song went something like that, I’m pretty sure of it. Geggy just knew back then what I know now. Thank you, whoever you are, for giving us Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini. Yeah, it’s the same link as before but there are more pictures there and I don’t want to make you work too hard to enjoy something like this.
Oh man, right after I originally posted this, I found Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini over at Superficial. There are even more, and better, pictures over there. Just lots of thanks going around today… just lots of thanks.
What guy? I don’t know what you’re talking about. He must be a figment of your imagination. You know how I know you’re gay?
I just thought of something very disturbing. I haven’t been drunk in a mighty long time. I can’t even remember when. So sad. I think the last time I even went out drinking was like months ago actually. Still can’t remember the date, I just know I didn’t even get drunk that night. I just looked up when I think the last time I went out and got drunk was. Saturday, October 28th. That was a hell of a long time ago. So sad. To make life better, here’s a picture of Katherine Heigl. A reason life doesn’t suck.
Yesterday was one of the worst days I can remember. Well at least it was one of the worst sports days ever. But not all bad came from this weekend. Chris Robinson filed for divorce from Kate Hudson Friday after six years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. She’s single! What is that you say? Who cares? None of us have any shot at her? Well I think I have as much chance at nailing Kate Hudson as I do actually getting something out of Philadelphia sports teams. And I put a whole lot more effort into caring about them. So maybe if we start focusing our attention on Kate Hudson instead of sports, we may just be a little bit happier. Sounds like a better way to live to me.
Sara Jean Underwood is the July 2006 Playboy Centerfold and she is amazing enough for me to warrant a blog post for her. Unfortunately… but fortunately… yet still unfortunately… after looking through a lot of her pictures, I could not find a non nude picture of her. And since I keep this website safe for work, I could not post a picture here. However, if you copy this next string —> “Sara Jean Underwood” and paste it into a Google search, you will be happy. Whoops, I think I helped you out a little too much there with that link. Gorgeous!
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Her name is Marjorie de Souza. Unfortunately she’s much better looking on a 27″ TV from 15 feet away than she is on her pictures from the internet. Yeah, that’s all I got. It’s just unfortunate. Hey, give me a break; I don’t speak Spanish. That makes it semi-hard to find… oh man, that’s what she said… anything decent from a show on Univision. Well I did manage to find a topless pic of her that may or may not be fake. Again, I cannot read Spanish to see what they’re saying about the photo. Anyway, I can’t post that on here anyway.
I’ve never once said I was a religious man. Sure I have my beliefs but they’ve never run too deep. Many a time I’ve pondered over if there’s a greater power, however it wasn’t until just this moment that I realized that there must be. There must be someone, something, watching over us, who loves us, to give us something like 
