I just found it quite humorous that we had the microwave on a chair in the corner of the dining room for most of last year. I laughed.

What I’m listening to: Silence

It’s that time of the year again. Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball. Seems like just yesterday we were all getting whooped on by some punk kid. So come on down and redeem yourself. The league name right now is “Come to the draft Christian”, I think it’s #78389, and I’m sure you all know the password. If you don’t, just ask me. And as of right now, the draft time is set for Sunday, March 20th at 7:45am PST, 10:45am EST. That is 27 days away and is subject to change. I just figure Sunday is the best day for a draft, and I made it the last Sunday possible. That the was latest time available. We also gotta work out the league rules and stuff because I don’t remember. Hey, at least I’m consistent.

What I’m listening to: Silence

This is a Noreaga song and I bet it sold a lot because it’s behind a Neptunes beat which all sound the same. And to top it off, the chorus just says “What” a bunch of times. Meanwhile, I can’t sell 20 records.

What I’m listening to: Jill Scott – The Hip Hop Box Disc 4 – You Got Me [Live]

Ok, these comments about not working at work are totally false. I work at work… sometimes. Now I may not be completely busy 8 hours a day, but I do stuff. And it turns out that tomorrow morning one of the guys has off and the other has the flu, so I’ll be working 2 hours of OT. Now who stays at work 2 extra hours on his Friday night just to help out the team? Huh? HUH? That’s what I thought. The hard working people of America like me.

What I’m listening to: Silence

I have 6.48 gigs of porn and I get looks and laughs when I tell people that. Think of how much I was cracking up when this guy on Stern this morning said he had 140 or 150GB of porn. That’s definitely something to aspire to, because with that much porn, he was able to go on Stern for a new game show, Stump the Perv. He beat the contestant 5-3 out of 7 questions. I didn’t get 1 right.

I’m currently watching: The Early Show

I just stayed up late watching From Justin to Kelly like a retard. It had some of the most stupid things I’ve ever seen in a movie such as that dumb as hovercraft scene, but man, there wasn’t an ugly chick in that film. There was definitely enough eye candy in that movie to make it a respectable flick for anyone. I just don’t know why it took me this long to see it. And did you know that Kelly is almost a month younger than I am? I definitely think it’s time to get cracking on some sort of album, be it rap or rock. Anyway, now I can go to bed and dream about the promiscuous spring break I never took.

I’m currently watching: PTI

This is the slowest most boring night of my entire life I think. I shudder to think that it’s only 2:30 and I still have 4 1/2 hours left. Normally I blink and it’s 2:30. I’ve already listened to 3 albums which is probably what I listen to during the course of a normal night. I’ve already reached the end of the internet. I guess the methodicalness of life has finally gotten to me. I guess I’ll go take a walk. Oh yeah, I already did that about an hour ago. Who knew you could walk to the EDR, get yourself a cup of coffee and walk back to the IT room in under 10 minutes? I thought for sure I woulda hung myself by then.

What I’m listening to: John Mayer – Inside Wants Out – Neon (12.47 AM)

One of my mother’s doctor’s offices just called and I said she wasn’t here, because most people aren’t around at 12:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. So she asked if I was her husband and I said no. I then said that I’m her son, and she said “Oh, you did sound a little young”. What the hell is that? I sound young? What, did I not go through puberty yet or something? Is a 22 year old still going to have some miraculous voice change to make him sound “a little older”? If that’s the case, when can I finally grow up and have a manly voice. To top things off, she didn’t sound too old herself. A little young. Bitch.

What I’m listening to: Silence

Due to my rap career, I hadn’t played guitar in quite some time. My father came out to visit this weekend and his friend wanted me to play, but I couldn’t. I didn’t remember anything to play. Thus, I have decided to begin playing guitar again. I played for a few minutes on Saturday but developed one of my infamous blisters on my ring finger so I had to stop. I then tried to actually play plugged in today, however it appears as if my amp doesn’t work anymore. Damn. This is just what I needed to push me towards getting that tube amp I’ve always wanted, however it comes at a bad time as I just bought the TV and I’ve wanted an acoustic guitar more than anything. Oh, and I still haven’t built the computer that I’ve been trying to build for 8 months. The computer is further on the back burner, but what comes next? An 814ce, a 614ce or a tube amp which I have no idea which to get? The tube amp I would get would probably be a quarter of the $2,500 the guitar is gonna set me back. But if I got the acoustic guitar, I really wouldn’t need the amp for a while. I need a raise. A big one.

I’m currently watching: 7 Days

Wanna talk about a messed up culture? They are over there beheading some of our prisoners and I’m sure not treating the rest to 5 star service, and then they go and try to sue us for our women giving them lap dances and rubbing titties in their faces? MSNBC calls it Sexual Tactics. Hell, that term just gets me going; how bad can it be? I don’t know how they do it over there, but over here, we pay good money for that stuff. I am 100% sure that no Muslim is paying good money to get their head chopped off. I was always taught to treat others as you would like to be treated, and I would definitely like to be treated to some free lap dances. But hey, maybe they are just complaining because they were probably some butch service women titties or something. Then that’s alright. I highly doubt that they have Catherine Bell interrogating them. But yeah, the cutting people’s heads off is just not good reciprocation.

What I’m listening to: Silence