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Here’s what might be the funniest commercial ever.

I’m currently watching: Hell’s Kitchen

You know… What if there’s ever an emergency and I only got 4 minutes to save the world? What would I do now? If I ever alerted someone to that fact, they’d probably just think I was quoting Justin Timberlake and ignore me. Everyone would be in grave danger and no one would care; they’d probably just break out the glow sticks and start a light switch rave. Talk about the wrong way to cry wolf. So I promise you all, I will never Twitter “I only got 4 minutes to save the world” unless I really mean it. I hope you will all do the same.

What I’m listening to: Silence

Interesting stuff going on today. The Flyers pulled out a miracle and didn’t blow the series against the Caps. I mean they almost Philadelphia’d it up. Going from 3-1 to 3-3, Washington, game 7, overtime, 9 seconds left in a power play. Ugh. I had just given up on them and then BLAM! they put it in the back of the net. Amazing. Time to go to Montreal.

And then, the Phils are down in the 9th and put up 3 runs by the bat of Pat Burrell. I can get the hang of this Pat Burrell thing. Like Matt said after the hit, Burrell deserves every penny he’s made so far this year. Maybe. Just keep it up. With him going and Utley continuing his MVP season, once Howard picks it up, things might get pretty interesting and exciting in Philadelphia this year.

BTW, nothing much going on around here lately other than sports as you can see.

I’m currently watching: Hell’s Kitchen

To what do I owe this honor? The Cubs at Phillies game is on TBS HD at 10:30AM and the Flyers at Capitols game is on NBC HD at 11:00AM. Two Philadelphia games on at the same time and both on HD. The future is looking bright. Or something like that. Because now they just gotta win.

I’m currently watching: MLB Baseball: Chicago Cubs at Philadelphia Phillies

Her name is Marjorie de Souza. Unfortunately she’s much better looking on a 27″ TV from 15 feet away than she is on her pictures from the internet. Yeah, that’s all I got. It’s just unfortunate. Hey, give me a break; I don’t speak Spanish. That makes it semi-hard to find… oh man, that’s what she said… anything decent from a show on Univision. Well I did manage to find a topless pic of her that may or may not be fake. Again, I cannot read Spanish to see what they’re saying about the photo. Anyway, I can’t post that on here anyway.

Nevermind, I just found a bunch of pictures, one of which I just posted above. Some good stuff. Still, much better on the EDR TV but it’s comparing apples and oranges. Unless you hate both. Or in this case just one actually. Stupid analogies. Enjoy!

I’m currently watching: Road Trip

It’s amazing; I never thought it could happen but Dane Cook has finally been involved in something humorous. He was just voted “the Unfunniest Comic” by a radio show in Boston which I’ve never heard but now respect immensely. I mean this is the greatest news out of Boston since Paul Revere told us that the British were coming. Listen to them people!!! Dane Cook is coming by air to a city near you. Rebel against it. Stand up and fight for what’s right. Your right to hear things that are actually funny. Dane Cook is not funny!

I’m currently watching: New Amsterdam