Saturday, March 14, 2009

Hottest College Girl 09

It's mid march so you know what time it is... yep, it's time for College Humor's America's Hottest College Girl '09. So get on over there by Sunday at midnight and make your picks. Year after year, there's nothing more exciting than watching the dreams of some girl who thought she was super hot get knocked back down to reality because she looks snobby and no one likes her. But that's what I love about these college girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age. For the most part. For some of those girls, it's time to graduate and go out and get a job.

I'm currently watching: College Basketball: Big Ten Tournament: Michigan State vs. Ohio State

Labels: Women

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Carmen Villalobos

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a picture of the hottest prostitute on the greatest Telenovela of all time. However, I know my audience, I know what they want and hopefully I've come through. My post from last April on Marjorie de Sousa is my my most popular post week after week. So, after searching high and low, I think I found a picture that's Terententen worthy. Here's a little Carmen Villalobos who plays Catalina on Sin Senos no hay Para�so. It's what I'll be watching between the hours of 12 and 1 on most weekday afternoons and you shouldn't judge me until you've watched a show that, according to Wikipedia, is about "an attractive young prostitute who desires to have massive breast implants in order to attract a rich cocaine smuggler". Every time I tell people that, they think I'm making it up however I couldn't come up with a plot that fantastic. I mean who has the balls to put that show on TV? My hero, that's who. And it's not just Catalina traipsing around in skimpy outfits, it's about a few more main prostitutes walking around in next to nothing at almost all times. I don't really know what's going on half the time but with this show, you really don't need to know. You just need to sit back and enjoy the ride. So click on the picture, like I said it was hard to find so it only gets a little bigger. Regardless, enjoy the weekend.

I'm currently watching: Hell's Kitchen

Labels: Television, Women

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Phillies and Bar Rafaeli. 1 degree of separation.

I just got my copy of the new Cole Hamels Sports Illustrated. It's great to know he's signed, sealed and has already delivered. Unfortunately I won't be getting to see him pitch this April when I'm home because he'll be pitching opening day and I've only got 2 TICKETS TO THE APRIL 8TH RING CEREMONY GAME!!! I tried getting them last week however the tickets didn't officially go on sale until the 19th and they sold out well before then. I found out today that my dad was able to get a couple tickets to the game so all is well. That was definitely some great and unexpected news.

You know what else is great? The freakin Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition this year. It's definitely the first head turner in a long time. It's not really new news but I figured if I'm posting 1 SI cover, why not post what could be the greatest cover ever.

I'm currently watching: Homeland Security USA

Labels: Sports, Vacation, Women

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Olga Kurylenko

Guy... is the weather outside frightful? You know it is. Is Olga Kurylenko delightful? You know she is. So if you got no place to go, go check out more pictures of Olga Kurylenko in lingerie and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. That's what she said? Quantum of Solace was great but it definitely needed more scantily clad Olga Kurylenko. Like an hour's worth of what she did in Max Payne. She was the only thing worth checking out in Max Payne. Say hello to your mother for me. Oh yeah, and it's snowing like mad here in Vegas. Like mad.

I'm currently watching: Eyewitness News at 5PM

Labels: Women

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Guitar Hero World Tour Director's Cut Commercial

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest commercial ever made. And then I ask, WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TV?!?!?! Sure, I don't really mind seeing the regular Heidi Klum Guitar Hero commercial when it comes on TV but why show that one when the Director's Cut is infinitely better. It's like you're thinking Gorgonzola when it's clearly Bree time. Step into my office every other commercial ever made. You're effin fired. I don't need another iPod or a Ford truck. I don't need to buy Hellboy II on DVD. I need hot models, especially Heidi Klum, dancing around in their underwear. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the ideal script of how every commercial should be.

I'm currently watching: Family Guy

Labels: Women

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Megan Fox

Oh, and here's some Megan Fox because she is to ridiculous as Daniel Tosh is to funny.

I'm currently watching: Transformers

Labels: Women

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Telenovelas

Her name is Marjorie de Souza. Unfortunately she's much better looking on a 27" TV from 15 feet away than she is on her pictures from the internet. Yeah, that's all I got. It's just unfortunate. Hey, give me a break; I don't speak Spanish. That makes it semi-hard to find... oh man, that's what she said... anything decent from a show on Univision. Well I did manage to find a topless pic of her that may or may not be fake. Again, I cannot read Spanish to see what they're saying about the photo. Anyway, I can't post that on here anyway.

Nevermind, I just found a bunch of pictures, one of which I just posted above. Some good stuff. Still, much better on the EDR TV but it's comparing apples and oranges. Unless you hate both. Or in this case just one actually. Stupid analogies. Enjoy!

I'm currently watching: Road Trip

Labels: Women

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Worst day ever.

Days don't get much darker than this. Jessica Alba is expecting her first child AND it's not mine. Terrible, terrible news.

What I'm listening to: The Strokes - Reptilia

Labels: That's Life, Women

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

My ever loving.

This GQ Jessica Biel slideshow is fantastic.

Just fantastic.

Really almost makes me want to get a subscription to GQ.

I'm currently watching: So You Think You Can Dance

Labels: Women

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Just because.

And because I was already planning this post before the Bourne revelation excitement to remove the post about the 10,000 lo... I won't even remention it. Here's something happy. Click on it. It gets bigger.

I'm currently watching: NBA Basketball: San Antonia Spurs at Cleveland Cavaliers. Finals game 4

Labels: Women

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

There must be someone watching over us.

I've never once said I was a religious man. Sure I have my beliefs but they've never run too deep. Many a time I've pondered over if there's a greater power, however it wasn't until just this moment that I realized that there must be. There must be someone, something, watching over us, who loves us, to give us something like Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini. It makes me want to sing, and I quote some words from Geggy Tah:

"All I wanna do is to thank you,
even though I don't know who you are,
You gave me Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini,
while I was sitting at my computer."

Yeah, well the song went something like that, I'm pretty sure of it. Geggy just knew back then what I know now. Thank you, whoever you are, for giving us Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini. Yeah, it's the same link as before but there are more pictures there and I don't want to make you work too hard to enjoy something like this.

Oh man, right after I originally posted this, I found Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini over at Superficial. There are even more, and better, pictures over there. Just lots of thanks going around today... just lots of thanks.

What guy? I don't know what you're talking about. He must be a figment of your imagination. You know how I know you're gay?

What I'm listening to: Silence

Labels: Women

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Apparently life sucks.

I just thought of something very disturbing. I haven't been drunk in a mighty long time. I can't even remember when. So sad. I think the last time I even went out drinking was like months ago actually. Still can't remember the date, I just know I didn't even get drunk that night. I just looked up when I think the last time I went out and got drunk was. Saturday, October 28th. That was a hell of a long time ago. So sad. To make life better, here's a picture of Katherine Heigl. A reason life doesn't suck.

I'm currently watching: War At Home

Labels: Food and Drinking, Women

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Mrs. Brightside

Yesterday was one of the worst days I can remember. Well at least it was one of the worst sports days ever. But not all bad came from this weekend. Chris Robinson filed for divorce from Kate Hudson Friday after six years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. She's single! What is that you say? Who cares? None of us have any shot at her? Well I think I have as much chance at nailing Kate Hudson as I do actually getting something out of Philadelphia sports teams. And I put a whole lot more effort into caring about them. So maybe if we start focusing our attention on Kate Hudson instead of sports, we may just be a little bit happier. Sounds like a better way to live to me.

I'm currently watching: The Class

Labels: Sports, Women

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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood is the July 2006 Playboy Centerfold and she is amazing enough for me to warrant a blog post for her. Unfortunately... but fortunately... yet still unfortunately... after looking through a lot of her pictures, I could not find a non nude picture of her. And since I keep this website safe for work, I could not post a picture here. However, if you copy this next string ---> "Sara Jean Underwood" and paste it into a Google search, you will be happy. Whoops, I think I helped you out a little too much there with that link. Gorgeous!

I'm currently watching: MAD TV

Labels: Women

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