Oh man, a 5 hour +, 14 inning Phillies game will really take your mind off things. And it’s definitely good when they pull it out. Work doesn’t seem so bad right now.

And just who was that guy they showed every 2 minutes? He’s pretty famous. Someone should find him on My Space.

I’m currently watching: The Biggest Loser

Just caught up with the last 2 episodes of Nip/Tuck and I have to say, I don’t know why the hell I watch this show. It makes me sick, drives me insane and I should just stop watching. But I can’t. 3rd season and every episode is still like a bad car wreck that I can’t seem to turn away from. Sean’s about to have a handicapped baby and he’s cheating on Julia? Christian might be gay? What the hell is going on. And now there’s more man ass than ever before. What happened to all the hot 90% naked girls? I just caught more naked girl on a fast forwarded Victoria’s Secret commercial than I saw during the whole 3rd episode. Kimber’s only been around for like 5 minutes in 1 episode out of the first 3 episodes. That’s just disgraceful. Well except for the recent increase in male nudity, it’s the same old show I guess. It was just easier to swallow the train wreck they call lives while looking at naked chicks. This show is great. I hate it.

I’m currently watching: Nip/Tuck

Looks like I get to keep my job a little while longer. I’ve now gotten all the certifications I need to not get fired in November. I think I’ll roll into work tomorrow kinda like this. Until they need me to work on Saturday. Yeeeaaaaaaah.
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I’m currently watching: NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Jacksonville Jaguars

Dan the Bug Man finally came today and sprayed around the inside and outside of the house 2 times. He might even come back tomorrow and do it again just in case. You know what that means? I can finally go to the kitchen at night to get a drink of water without putting my shoes on, but only after checking them for scorpions, when I’m dying of thirst. No more scorpions! Oh, and dead bugs.
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Whammy!

I’m currently watching: NFL Football: Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys

3 scorpions today. 1 this morning in the house, 1 this morning outside and 1 tonight in the house. I got so pissed at that last one I ripped him to shreds. He’ll never look at a Swiffer sweeper the same way again. I’m going to work tomorrow… if I survive the night… and never coming back.

I’m currently watching: The Office

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Here’s the clip from Letterman I was talking about on Monday. Letterman didn’t cut him any slack.

I’m currently watching: Rock Star: Supernova

How come I never know who the guy is that killed that other guy so that I can get some of this reward money that the man is always telling me about? Doesn’t seem so fair. I want some of that damn money.

I’m currently watching: Friends

Oh man, this interview with Justin Timberlake on Letterman is great. Best interview I can remember. I most certainly have to find this on YouTube tomorrow. Oh man I wish I was retired. Then I could watch this stuff all the time. Life would be so great. I’m hungry.

I’m currently watching: Late Show With David Letterman

Mondays and Tuesdays are always better after a good fantasy weekend. Unfortunately for me, I had a pathetic weekend. Luckily for me, I had the Eagles game. But that’s not what this column is for. So I’ll start with the first game of the weekend with guys on my team. A guy; Chris Chambers. How did you drop that pass? It hit you in the hands in the endzone. It was the only good pass from Culpepper all night. You’re only gonna get a few of them a game, you gotta make that catch. Now for the biggest flop of the weekend? Jake Plummer. Man, oh, man, Jake. This year I decided to take players I didn’t like, hate even, if it would help me in fantasy. Don’t let it happen again. ESPN says it was because you were pressured most of the game because your line wasn’t doing too great for you, but don’t make me hate you anymore than I already do. Other than that, the rest of my team didn’t show up either, but no less than most of the players in the league. Some bombed, however most did alright, just didn’t find the endzone. However, big performances for top fantasy players were just few and far between on Sunday. I mean when Kevin Jones gets me more points than Sean Alexander woulda gotten me, there’s just not much to say. Only a few stars that should have, actually shone this weekend which just makes for a pretty boring fantasy weekend. I’m ready to fast forward to next week. My team just looks too good on paper to do what it did this weekend.

Top 5 after week 1:
1. Baltimore Ravens
2. Donovan McNabb
3. Kurt Warner
4. Frank Gore
5. Charlie Batch

Yeahhhh.

I’m currently watching: NFL PrimeTime

All I wanted was a stinkin glass of water before I went to bed. I thought the only problem that would arise from that was me having to wake up and take a leak in a few hours like every other night since I became an old man. Instead I get my drink, go to lock the front door and almost get into fisticuffs with a deadly lethal scorpion with a rocket laser stinger. At first I thought it was a cricket or something so I turned the light on and it was like a foot away from my foot and it curled its tail up and I swear it growled at me. Like a lion or something. I have already blanked out the incident completely in my mind to be locked away forever however if I recall, it looked something like the Arizona Bark Scorpion, also known as the Arizona deadly scorpion, only 1000 times larger. Kinda the size of the Rock and all CGI like. Nah, it was kinda small, but my mom woke up from all of my girly like screaming, swooped in and slayed the beast. You know how I know you’re gay? Dude, shut up. She’s killed like 4 scorpions now and that was the first one I’ve even seen alive. What would you guys have to read every… 4 or 5 days… if I died from a scorpion bite. Yeah, yeah, the odds of a human dying from a deadly scorpion bite is pretty low this day and age, especially for a 6 foot 1, 200 pound stud like me with a rocket laser arm, but still. I need to make it to see the Eagles tomorrow. An Eagle would kick the crap out of a scorpion, it wouldn’t even be funny. Who’s laughing now scorpion. It’s late. I’m going to bed. If I can sleep now.

I’m currently watching: Saturday Night Live