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I'm currently watching: Man v. Food: Honolulu

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6:57 PM |0 comments

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Jimmy Fallon - Pants on the Ground

I quit watching American Idol this year. I don't like Ellen and I did not like Kara last year. Plus I hated the fact that every person I thought had talent, or was real "smart", never really made it through. I didn't like any finalists last year. I also really like having a million hours of extra time not spent watching American Idol each week. Anyway, even without watching Idol this year, it was hard to avoid this "Pants on the Ground" craze. It's everywhere. I don't find the humor in it. It's so staged it's ridiculous. But what I did like was Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young covering Pants on the Ground. His impression is spot on. Fallon is just like Conan when he was starting out. The show just needs some time to find its legs.

I'm currently watching: Modern Family

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Jack in the Box-Mini Sirloin Burgers Commerial

I love a good commercial. I can't get this song out of my head once it's on TV. I don't care about the burgers... never even been to the fast food dining establishment... but I do love the commercial and the song.


What I'm watching: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

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Mike Tyson quotes

Not sure if these are all authentic or not but here are a ton of Mike Tyson quotes and a bunch of them are great. Definitely worth going through. One of my favs...


I sure hope she knew.

I'm currently watching: MLB Baseball: St. Louis Cardinals at Philadelphia Phillies

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Hilarious emails

I just laughed more than I've laughed in ages. Seriously, this site of funny emails... hilarious emails... side splitting, tear inducing emails, has even surpassed I am better than your kids + the next funniest site on the internet. I'm talking Louis C.K. laughter. Most of them are pretty funny, some are funnier than others though. I specifically found the Hybrids Suck almost too much to take and after reading Handicapped Movers, I had to stop for the night because I couldn't take much more and it just got too hard to read. I'll continue reading more of them tomorrow because it looks like there's quite a few more to finish up.

I just saw there are top rated emails. I can't even begin to think about reading them if their funnier than what I've already read. Definitely waiting until tomorrow.

I'm currently watching: Better Off Ted

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Artie Lange takes on Joe Buck Live

Since I saw the first promo, I've been wondering who at HBO Joe Buck had to blow to get his own TV show. I mean isn't it bad enough that he's on TV at all? I don't know how he even pulled that off, but c'mon now, his own show?

Quite frankly it's a sin to have Troy Aikman broadcasting Eagles games but then they throw that imbecile Joe Buck in the mix who clearly does not like Philadelphia, it's sports teams and it's fans. Maybe he knows we don't care too much for him but which came first, the chicken or the egg? The world may never know. So then we had to put up with him and two faced Tim McCarver during the Phillies World Series run. That was downright painful and I found myself screaming more at the two of them than the actual game play.

Regardless, as long as I've been wondering how he got his own show, I've known that there was no chance in hell that I would ever watch it. So when I heard that Artie Lange was going to be a guest on the first Joe Buck Live show, somehow for a minute, I actually thought about watching it to see Artie. Then I realized it's Joe Buck, he has his own friggin show, and even Artie couldn't get me to watch this abomination of TV programming.

Driving in to work this morning I was listening to Howard and I heard the clips from last night's premier. I instantly regretted not watching it. I'm going to watch the encore tonight to see how bad the whole show was, but the part with Artie killed. KILLED. It may have been one of the most awkward segments in television history and unfortunately it might have put Joe Buck on the map to get people to tune in to a show they would have never seen (I WILL NOT BE WATCHING AFTER TONIGHT I CAN GUARANTEE THAT) but Artie was hilarious in his Joe Buck submarining and I will never not watch another Artie appearance. In fact, I may have to go buy tickets to Artie's Vegas show next week. Hurry up and watch the video below before they all get pulled off the internet. HBO seems to be on a warpath of removal. Apparently some publicity is bad publicity? HBO should be ashamed if they call this inappropriate. And Artie, if somehow you read this, what about a book signing while you're in Vegas next week? It ain't scheduled on your site and that just ain't cool.



UPDATE: Yeah, so I just couldn't do it. Anything would be better than watching Joe Buck Live so I decided against wasting my time. I've already seen everything that I need to see.

I'm currently watching: Seinfeld

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3:19 PM |0 comments

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Nike Unstoppable Commercial

This new LeBron/Kobe MVPuppets Nike commercial is hilarious. All of these MVPuppets commercials have been great but I feel like posting this one so enjoy.



I'm currently watching: NBA Shootaround

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5:34 PM |0 comments

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Wii Punch Out Commercial

I know it's already all over the internet but I caught the commercial for the new Punch Out for Wii on TV tonight and it's greatness. Sure I sucked real bad at Mike Tyson's Punch Out growing up and I'll probably be miserable at this game but man oh man it's a hell of a teaser. Makes me actually want to buy the game.

I'm currently watching: How I Met Your Mother

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Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken. People starve.

I'm currently watching: Friends

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Terententen's All Growned Up

Man, I spent some time today looking through my archives and I can definitely sense a change in my attitude towards a lot of things since then. Maybe I've matured or maybe I've just been beaten down by life over the last 5 years but I said some things back then that were just jaw dropping...ly hilarious. I would never post stuff like that now though; I'm apparently nowhere near as bold as I once was. I may also know that some things are just better left unsaid. But boy, oh, boy this page used to be awesome. I mean things were just brutal. People like brutal honestly... at least I know my readers do but... wait a minute, I feel like I'm getting off track because maybe myself and some others were cracking up pretty good this afternoon reading those posts. But at whose expense? What I'm trying to say is that this site is over 6 years old, there's a lot written in these pages and things that were said years ago may not be things that I personally agree with now no matter how humorous they still may be. So I'm just gonna remind you all that you need to take everything you see on Terententen with a grain of salt. I'm an entertainer people. That's what I do. Ta da!


I'm currently watching: American Idol

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8:11 PM |0 comments

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Head Shot: The Video Game

I played a House of Dead game the other day and I think I can safely say that this is the only logical progression to shoot em up video games.

I'm currently watching: Family Guy

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6:02 PM |0 comments

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SNL - Wii Guys w/ Alec Baldwin

It's rare that something on SNL is really funny any more but for some reason I keep on watching. Maybe it's because once in a while you'll get a guest that will give you a gem like this one.

Sorry for the forced commercials but I thought the sketch was worth it. Just don't buy anything you see in them. That's my motto.

I'm currently watching: Family Guy

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6:30 PM |0 comments

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Jimmy Rollins Dick's Commercial

Here's Jimmy Rollins having a little fun being a world effing champion. He's trying his best not to crack up while making those faces which consistently cracks me up. And then when he pats the kid on the ass after he gets destroyed by the baseball, it's just hilarious.

I'm currently watching: College Basketball: Big East Tournament Final: Louisville vs. Syracuse

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7:04 PM |0 comments

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Oh My God I Just Shot Myself In The Thigh

The song towards the end is hilarious.

What I'm listening to: Eminem - One Shot 2 Shot

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12:17 PM |0 comments

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Before the Big Bang

Yet another hilarious LHC joke.

I'm currently watching: NFL Football: Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers

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Greg Oden singing Nsync

This is harder to get through than Date Movie.

I'm currently watching: TMZ

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7:55 PM |0 comments

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Politics... A lovely thing.

John Stewart is hilarious. I don't know why I don't watch the Daily Show anymore.

What I'm listening to: Silence

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7:03 PM |0 comments

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Go On Muttonhead

It's finally up. The Floppy Armed Muttonhead commercial is finally up. I won. I won da money. Da money's mine. I won. I won da money.

Whatever.

I'm currently watching: So You Think You Can Dance

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9:23 PM |0 comments

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Daniel Tosh

Last night we went to see Daniel Tosh. He was funny. Hilarious even. He consistently cracked... me up. He tells you right up front that he's gonna cross some lines and he didn't waste any time. Luckily for me he didn't cross any of my lines and everything he said was great. Problem was, he said so much funny stuff that I can't seem to remember anything other than laughing the whole time. Except for when he cracked at Dane Cook because he's just not funny. And joked about Chris Benoit, New Orleans... oh yeah, the New Orleans bit was great. Man, I'm just gonna end it with that.

I'm currently watching: Transformers

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12:27 PM |0 comments

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Stride Gum Commercial -- Office Park

Here's what might be the funniest commercial ever.

I'm currently watching: Hell's Kitchen

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9:25 PM |0 comments

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The guy's about as funny as the mesozoic era.

It's amazing; I never thought it could happen but Dane Cook has finally been involved in something humorous. He was just voted "the Unfunniest Comic" by a radio show in Boston which I've never heard but now respect immensely. I mean this is the greatest news out of Boston since Paul Revere told us that the British were coming. Listen to them people!!! Dane Cook is coming by air to a city near you. Rebel against it. Stand up and fight for what's right. Your right to hear things that are actually funny. Dane Cook is not funny!

I'm currently watching: New Amsterdam

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8:04 PM |0 comments

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Hail Northeast

So good old Northeast High School made national news on Monday with what had to be one of the greatest pranks ever pulled at a school. Here's a link from a Texas news site that goes into the great Philadelphia chicken prank. I can't imagine what must have went through the janitor's head as he walked into the building in the morning. I'd imagine there was no laughter. 80 or so chickens running around the halls eating and crapping and clucking. I mean the halls by our lockers used to smell terrible anyway with people putting crayons, other assorted crap and even piss in the radiator (and that wasn't even a prank) but... nah, nevermind, there's no way any amount of chicken crap could smell as bad as our radiator. Anyway, the class of 167 makes me feel kinda old... I was 159... but that's life. Way to make the headlines Northeast.

I'm currently watching: Friends

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6:29 PM |0 comments

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Tom Brady has powers

I never posted this awesome question from Bill Simmons' January 18th, article, sent in from Pete in Toronto:

Q: I'm 6-foot-5, 250 pounds, and not even close to being gay, so you know the Pats are good when people don't even look at me funny when I mention my man-crush on Tom Brady. Mostly, they nod in agreement. I think at least 60 percent of North American males must have a man-crush on Tom Brady at this point, whether they admit it or not. Think about it. You're out at a bar one night with more than a few cocktails in you, and there's Tom Brady, you get to talking, go out on the dance floor, and eventually you're back at the booth and he leans in and tilts his head just a little. Who's turning that down?

I'm currently watching: Chuck

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8:24 PM |0 comments

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WTFIHD???

Whatthefuckishedoing.com

What I'm listening to: Silence

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Rock Band on Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Greatness

I'm currently watching: LA Ink

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7:45 PM |0 comments

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Nobody fucks wit da Jesus!

GPS Jesus Nabs Christmas Theif. This story was just too awesome not to headline. Someone steals baby Jesus statue, somebody puts GPS in another baby Jesus statue, somebody steals baby Jesus statue, thief gets tracked down by GPS and arrested. Nobody... I mean nobody... fucks wit da Jesus!

I'm currently watching: Family Guy

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5:54 PM |0 comments

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Lucky Louie

Tonight I went to see Louis C.K. at the House of Blues and it was the absolute funniest thing that I've ever seen in my life. I've never laughed harder and for a longer period of time than during this show. There were tears ballin out my eyes, my cheeks and side hurt like hell and it was just painful to laugh when he finished the segment about the deer found in this clip. Certainly not work safe but certainly the funniest thing I've ever heard. It was like 65 minutes of genius. I never expected it to be as good as it was. And to top it off, Todd Barry was opening for him, I didn't even know it, and I would go see a Todd Barry show by himself. It was a great night. A great dirty, raunchy, hilarious night.

What I'm listening to: Silence

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11:39 PM |0 comments

Minesweeper the Movie

I'm currently watching: College Football: Wisconsin at Penn State

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Animals In Pants?

I'm hungry.

What I'm listening to: Silence

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8:54 PM |0 comments

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Question: What kind of bear is best?

Yeah, I'm back. It appears lots of stuff has happened. I won't get into sports which has been thrust into high gear, but I will get into the brand new Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 4. And yes, this time there will be plenty of new episodes, one debuting each month. Also I was home last week. I got home Saturday morning, went up to Reading and had a great time. All you can eat pasta, tons of other food, tons of drink. Good times. After that I pretty much laid around the house watching TV all week, Matlock and Bonanza of course, and just relaxing. That's about it. And a lot of eating of course, but as we all know that's a given. But I'm home now. I got a lot of catching up to do.

I'm currently watching: The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards

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Funny stuff

This comic is hilarious - Those Goddamn Containers. Man, I hate that stupid plastic.

I'm currently watching: NFL Preseason Football: Cincinnati Bengals at Atlanta Falcons

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And I quote...

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage"

What I'm listening to: Silence

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4:44 PM |0 comments

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You're in violation of...

Your face!
What I'm listening to: Silence

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Peyton on SNL

Peyton was on SNL this week and I didn't catch all of it but man, these two sketches are pretty funny. I saw the 300 and it had me laughing pretty good but I didn't see the United Way one until today and it's even better. Who doesn't like Peyton Manning?
What I'm listening to: Silence

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6:22 PM |0 comments

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And yet another great Dwight Schrute moment...

I'm currently watching: The Office

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8:58 PM |0 comments

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K is for Keenan's paper.

K is for Keenan's paper and I got it. That's why K is for Keenan's paper.

What I'm listening to: Silence

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5:48 PM |0 comments

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Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 3

Here it is folks. The latest episode of Street Fighter: The Later Years. Eat it up.

I'm currently watching: CBS Evening News With Katie Couric

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5:32 PM |0 comments

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Funny, funny videos.

These videos are too funny not to post. They're a double whammy.

What I'm listening to: Silence

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8:16 PM |0 comments

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Street Fighter: The Later Years

Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part II is now out. I know how hard it was waiting, but it's here now so check it out. Oh man does it leave you begging for more. And in case you haven't seen the first one, shame on you. I posted Part I below but then you gotta go to the link above to watch Part II.



I'm currently watching: NFL Football: Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks

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7:09 PM |0 comments

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Ding!

Fries are done.

I'm currently watching: NFL Football: Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs

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7:58 PM |0 comments

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Did he... pinch you?

I'm currently watching: NFL Football: Chicago Bears at New York Giants

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Ro ads... Rooooods.

I'm currently watching: Eyewitness News at 6PM

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Justin Timberlake Interview on The Late Show

Here's the clip from Letterman I was talking about on Monday. Letterman didn't cut him any slack.

I'm currently watching: Rock Star: Supernova

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8:27 PM |0 comments

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You know how I know you're gay?

Finally; I guess I have to do it. You people sicken me. Not gay people... people who don't find this clip hilarious.

I'm currently watching: Friends

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6:41 PM |0 comments

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i pinch...

The Element even has good commercials. It can't be that bad of an automobile.

I'm currently watching: NFL Preseason Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Arizona Cardinals

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2:17 PM |0 comments

101 Fun Things To Do (Besides Having Sex)

Ok, there's nothing wrong when someone chooses not to have sex. If they wanna wait, that's fine by me; more power to you. However it IS sad that you'd have to '#5. Make a scrapbook.' to force yourself from having sex. Or '#7. Have a potluck dinner. Assign a food category to each of your friends and set a date.' Or how about if you just plain need to go to this website to abstain from having sex because just about every one of the things on the list is completely retarded. If you need a website to tell you to '#55. Take a nap.' instead of having sex, you should probably just decide to have sex whenever you can because if you don't, you might never EVER have sex. But if you do end up making the decision to hold off, you may as well go pick yourself up this l33t printable Pledge Card so you can throw it in your wallet and remind everyone you're a retard every time you buy something. Sorry right wingers. Your kids are going to have sex. Don't make them losers growing up so they end up shooting up a mall full of people because they got made fun of in school AND didn't get laid on top of it.

I'm currently watching: This Week in Baseball

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Speaking of Ricky Bobby being great...

Anchorman IS greatness.

But Ricky Bobby gets better every time I think about it.

But it can't be better than Anchorman. That'd be sacrilegious. I mean the man is wearing no pants on the DVD cover. C'mon.

What I'm listening to: Huggybear - Huggybear & Friends - Papa Was A Rolling Stizone

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Dodger pitcher Mark Hendrickson takes a tumble...

Mark Hendrickson fell over.

What I'm watching: SportsCenter

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11:56 PM |0 comments

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Why you should get drunk tonight...

6. Word on the street is the booze has been trash talking you all day.

I'm currently watching: So You Think You Can Dance

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Snapple White Tea Commercial

Old Asian dudes are awesome.

I'm currently watching: MLB Baseball: Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers

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ZIDANE a new way to solve problems.. do it like zidane...

As requested.

I'm currently watching: Baseball Tonight

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7:48 PM |0 comments

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Buck Futter!

I'm currently watching: How I Married Your Mother

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Management vs. IT: the Truth Joke

I just this was pretty funny. Funny enough to share.


What I'm listening to: The Beatles - The Beatles - Dear Prudence

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Dobi

John Mayer
Led Zeppelin
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sinch
The Beatles
The Doors
Tool
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