Yeah, it could be bleeding from the eyes or the ears or just vomiting. It’s late, I was about to go to bed, but I felt as compelled as I’ve ever felt about anything in my life to make it known that while watching Saturday Night Live, My Chemical Romance performed and they could take the honor of the worst band of all time. I didn’t want to risk forgetting it. I’ve never heard or saw them before. I just knew they existed. However I stood there watching in horror as they did whatever crap that was that they do like I was watching Boobah or something. It was so horrific I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. Like a terrible car crash. It had the look and the sound and everything. The lead singer could be the creepiest dude of all time, the music was just awful and it makes me hate everything. Kinda makes me wish that the 5th Element failed. If movies were real. Unless of course My Chemical Romance is that pure evil death planet. Then I’m rooting for the 5th Element. And for Tony Romo to sustain a serious injury. Maybe Leeloo could take care of that one as well if she has a second. And no I didn’t just watch the 5th Element. Check my list. It’s been a few months.

What I’m listening to: Silence

I won’t write the full definition on this page however Wikipedia does mention the words “”heavenly” constriction” and “if she passes out”. That’s the only reason I could see the move being worth anything. Any other reason would make it nothing but a disrespectful act. But this still does leave the technique question pretty open… hammer punch of straight on normal punch?

And in other news, aside from asking our waiter tonight what he thought about the allusive Donkey Punch… we actually asked our waiter about a Donkey Punch.

I’m currently watching: A Knights Tale

GPS Jesus Nabs Christmas Theif. This story was just too awesome not to headline. Someone steals baby Jesus statue, somebody puts GPS in another baby Jesus statue, somebody steals baby Jesus statue, thief gets tracked down by GPS and arrested. Nobody… I mean nobody… fucks wit da Jesus!

I’m currently watching: Family Guy

Here it is. PETER JACKSON AND NEW LINE CINEMA JOIN WITH MGM TO PRODUCE “THE HOBBIT” Movie. They finally came to terms, settled their garbage, and we’re finally gonna get the movie…. MOVIES!!!… I know I’ve been waiting for. 2010 and 2011 though??? Man, I won’t make it. Track it all on the The Hobbit Blog.

I’m currently watching: The Biggest Loser

Today is Monday the 17th. Winter starts this Friday, the 21st. The winter mixes, if you’re doing one, should be YouSended it out by Friday. Just a heads up that we’re only days away.

I’m currently watching: NFL Football: Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings

So I decided I wanted a Wii for Christmas right about Thanksgiving but then I went away for Thanksgiving and yeah, it was just a bad time. So 2 weeks ago, Kristin went to Best Buy at like 7:30AM when it opened at 10:00AM but was too far back in the line. They had a minimum of 18 but ended up having 23. The last person who got one got there at like 6:30AM. So last weekend she went at like 6:00AM or something but it turns out they weren’t selling Wiis last weekend; they were holding them all for this weekend. Yay.

So yesterday I check the ad and they have a minimum of 21. Last night I go to Best Buy and talk to a guy. He says get there by 4:00AM. I think the man’s crazy, but alright, I want one and what else am I doing at 4:00AM on Sunday so I say what the hell. They open at 8:00AM now anyway. I woke up at 3:45AM and got there by 4:15AM. I didn’t get a Wii this morning. I was like 52 in line. The guy 2 in front of me was there at 3:20AM and didn’t get one. Probably the 12 or so people in front of him who got there before 3:30AM didn’t get one. They had 70 but were only giving out 27. I guess they were holding the rest for next weekend. When youll probably have to line up Friday night and stand there for 2 days to get one. To say the least, I won’t be having a Wii under the Christmas tree.

It’s pretty assanign that you could wait probably 5-6 hours in 30 degree temperatures and not get a Wii, that is in the store, just so Best Buy can tell people that they’re gonna have 50 of them the Sunday before Christmas. A sale is a sale. This my friends is why I hate Best Buy.

In lighter news, Matt got a Rock Band. I think that’s what I’ll be doing until I get a Wii. I can’t complain.

And the Eagles won their Superbowl this afternoon, beating the Cowboys and injuring a lot of them. It was a great game and it pretty much defines the season of what could have been if we had gotten some breaks. Tony Romo had a career-low QB rating of 22.2, bumb-ass Terrance Newman played like Terrance Newman and Roy Williams, of course, played crappy while Roy Williamsing Donovan. When will the NFL do something a little more severe to this man who continues getting fines for committing the Roy Williams tackle??? He obviously doesn’t care about the fines.

I’m currently watching: NFL Football: Washington Redskins at New York Giants

Days don’t get much darker than this. Jessica Alba is expecting her first child AND it’s not mine. Terrible, terrible news.

What I’m listening to: The Strokes – Reptilia

Happy Hanukkah to my 0 Jewish readers.

I’m currently watching: Eyewitness News at 5PM

So I realized I hadn’t posted about Rock Band yet even though it is one of the greatest games ever. I don’t know what to talk about other than we played it for the first time Friday night and it’s the most ridiculously fun party game ever. We got our band, the Faceless Apples, and we just rocked for about 4 hours. With Guitar Hero, I’d always be playing and thinking to myself, man I should be doing something constructive with my time; Maybe play some real guitar. However with Rock Band you not only have Guitar Hero but you also get Karaoke AND pretty fun, almost realistic, drumming action as well. Look for the Faceless Apples coming to a city near you real soon. Our world tour is going well.

Oh, and I finally got my real guitar on Thursday night as well. It looks and sounds pretty.

What I’m listening to: Coheed & Cambria – The Second Stage Turbine Blade – 33